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wolfrinck-vonbats:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

WHY MICHAELS WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME FROM ACROSS THE OCEAN

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nocturnalbaconthrone:

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gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.


lol nailed it
thedaddyshealwayswanted:

For a different kind of sexual experience, try removing all points of contact between you and your little girl except for your cock stretching her out and your lips tasting hers. Make every movement deliberate.

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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tattooculturebrooklyn:

Gene Coffey, Tattoo Culture 2013

nomadsf:

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crystal triangle necklace