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ishaqzaadi:

things that get me in like the first 30 seconds:

  • attractive voices
  • jaws doing the thing
  • arms doing the thing
  • basically any muscle doing theĀ thing
  • a+ dressing sense
  • smelling good

(via i-suck-dick)

pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

(Source: maliatastes, via chewyourface)

buriedwitchbones:

Liking the view. @bythew4yside

littleharleythings:

i have a love

(via heartmending)

wolfrinck-vonbats:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

WHY MICHAELS WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME FROM ACROSS THE OCEAN

(via nitemarealamode)

nocturnalbaconthrone:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.


lol nailed it
thedaddyshealwayswanted:

For a different kind of sexual experience, try removing all points of contact between you and your little girl except for your cock stretching her out and your lips tasting hers. Make every movement deliberate.